Where should we start? Are you sure Mommy knows how to read the directions?
It's important to clean your tools before you use them!
Ok, let's start!
Are you sure the bolts go in here?
I think you have a loose screw! Here, I'll do it!
See, wasn't that easy?
Daddy, I told you Mommy couldn't read the instructions! (We did have to undo a couple of things because I skipped a step. Accident! Accident!)